Pigeons! Rats of the Sky! Wait, not, that's not true at all! Pigeons are super smart and beautiful and just trying to navigate the world like anyone else. And I mean, yes, they eat garbage off the sidewalk and use your windshield as a port-o-potty, but we have all had our bad days. And anyway what you got against rats? They're furry and cute! Like this pigeon! Wait.